HND: Happy Niles Day

To the best buddy in the whole world.  We love you, Niles.

Christmas Presents

 

Look at this great Christmas present my humans gave me. It is the cutest little bunny I've ever seen, and I can't wait to take him around with me--to the club meetings, to bed, for car rides, to the bucket outside full of water that my humans don't know about, to naptime. He's so cute I just want to eat him! CAN I eat him?

Nap Time?

My humans are very thoughtful, and leave multiple beds and cushions around the house for me to rest on. With my arthritis, it's been getting more difficult to lay comfortably on the hard floor. However, sometimes the other housemates are not as considerate.

 

For instance: Octavius. Just because he is named after a Roman Emperor doesn't mean he IS one! I am ten years older than that whipper-snapper--he should respect his elders!

Humph. I would write my name on all my beds, except I'm not even sure the rascal can read.

Steppin' Out

After a long hiatus, I am back. My people moved awhile back (to a rather nice home with a lot of room for sniffing and exploring), and made it difficult to access the computer until recently.

 

This photo is from Jessica's graduation last year. That was a fun day. We all traveled to her University, and Mark lent me his hat so that I could be dressed up for the occasion. Unfortunately, there was a strict no dog policy at the graduation, so I missed that part, but Mark and Christy took a lot of photos and some video, which they showed me later. I was so proud of Jessica--I remember when she was just a little tyke, and now she's all grown up!

Ugh, that reminds me, I'm getting old... Just look at that white beard!

Nap Time?

 

Hey, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?

Yay! A Car Ride

I don't know why my human is taking my picture. Shouldn't he be paying attention to his driving?

Ambushed....

So there I was... Minding my own business... Helping poor orphans cross the street, when out of no where, a vagrant jumps me and attempts to take the money that I had been saving up for the local chapter of the American Cancer Society. Now normally I would react with swift vengeance and ninja fury, however there were children around which required a certain bit of finesse in my dealings with this soon to be in trouble young man. The children were poor orphans actually... oh, did I mention that already? Well anyway, I was in a bit of a bind, as you can clearly see from the picture above. So I calmly (and discretely) applied a paw to some lesser known pressure points, and before you knew it, my assailant had collapsed. However now I was forced to contend with moving both children and a limp body. So I quickly organized the children to help me take the poor sod to the nearest police station. This just happened to be across the street so I had cleverly solved both problems at once.

By the way, thank you to the kind child with the foresight to have quickly snapped this picture of me in the throes of my dilemma.

(poor, poor, poor man. I wonder what strange area of dimentia he must be in now)