Niles The Wonder Dog

Thursday, March 31, 2005

A Trip To The Dentist


Here I am obviously getting my teeth checked by a somewhat dubious dentist. I didn't check on the wall but I'm sure if I did there would be a fake diploma up there. I mean the treatment I recieved was just down right terrible. Well for starters we were outside! No comfy chair for me.

I mean what kind of serious dentist treats his patients outside on the lawn?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Jedai Master Teaches Pesky Human New Tricks


It may be difficult to see, but to answer your questions:

1) Yes that is a Light Saber I'm using.
2) Yes, that pesky human thought he could take me on. (he couldn't)
3) Yes, I am a Jedai as well as a ninja

Artsy-Fartsy Don'tcha Think?


This was during my experimental, self-portrait years. I was trying something new out that day... what do you think?

Dog Walks The Human


Now here (I'm sorry it's so blurry... it's so hard to get good help these days) I am clearly walking my human. Sometimes squirrels make him skittish, but you have to have a firm hand.

I'm Artistic, What Can I Say?


Now this one is special. You see I've struck a "dramatic" pose. I feel that this one really shows my versatility as an actor as well as a dog.

A Little Bit About Me


This is me. Yes my eyes shoot laser beams....

.... what? Is that strange?

Hello, my name is niles, and I'm a dog.

Welcome to my new blog! If you didn't know this before, I need to tell you: I'm a dog. Please come and visit once and a while, and maybe you will get to share some of my adventures with me.